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itsliketheyknowus:

Wear beige. Eat beige. Sit beige.
Be Beige.

itsliketheyknowus:

Wear beige. Eat beige. Sit beige.

Be Beige.

itsliketheyknowus:

"I love going to the store with multiple children! My toddler always goes right into the cart and never desperately clings to anything within reach like a cat being put into a bathtub only to then chuck all of my groceries across the store like a demented Donkey Kong while my two oldest get into a fist fight because one of them got to put an extra thing on the check-out conveyor belt. Wheeee!"

itsliketheyknowus:

"I love going to the store with multiple children! My toddler always goes right into the cart and never desperately clings to anything within reach like a cat being put into a bathtub only to then chuck all of my groceries across the store like a demented Donkey Kong while my two oldest get into a fist fight because one of them got to put an extra thing on the check-out conveyor belt. Wheeee!"

itsliketheyknowus:

"You were right! Ever since we started White Couch Feeding with Emmett, he’s been eating like a champ."

itsliketheyknowus:

"You were right! Ever since we started White Couch Feeding with Emmett, he’s been eating like a champ."

itsliketheyknowus:

"All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level.   HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!"

itsliketheyknowus:

"All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level.   HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Molly, get away from there! You know we don’t want the baby to have any visual stimuli!"  

itsliketheyknowus:

"Molly, get away from there! You know we don’t want the baby to have any visual stimuli!"  

itsliketheyknowus:

"Hey Pete, is there any way you can make this next shot look like a low-budget adult film?"
"You got it." 

itsliketheyknowus:

"Hey Pete, is there any way you can make this next shot look like a low-budget adult film?"

"You got it." 

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

tsuthetiger:

tHAT DOG IS GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real